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​A series of Haikus about building the set for Rumors

11/2/2016

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By Isabel Randazzo

I
 
When building a set,
Wear clothes you don’t care about,
Give up hopes and dreams
 
II
 
Make one cool design
That isn’t feasible to do
Make another one
 
III
 
The ground plan is done.
“How soon will this be ready?”
Asks the director
 
IV
 
Paint a lot of things
Get covered in sawdust too
Do not sleep at all
 
V
 
Molding forever
As soon as you think you’re done
Do some more molding
 
VI
 
Close to being done
Now to just hang this mirror
Takes two damn hours
 
VII
 
The set never ends
But thanks to all who helped out
Hell yeah we did it
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Five Tips for a Healthy Marriage

11/1/2016

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By Carver Bain & Octavia Fitzmaurice

1. Don’t talk to each other. This is where a lot of couples falter. Many people think that the way to build a healthy relationship is to talk to each other, but that’s simply not true. The fact is, the more you talk to each other, the faster you run out of things to talk about! Now of course you’ll have to exchange conversation concerning basic day-to-day business, but make sure you don’t get too deep into things like emotions, feelings, or deep thoughts. Here’s an example of an ideal conversation between spouses.
 
Spouse 1: Good afternoon darling, how was your day?
 
Spouse 2: My day was fine. I had lunch at around noon.
 
Spouse 1: So did I! No wonder I love you.
 
An example of a bad conversation would be the following:
 
Spouse 1: Good afternoon darling, how was your day?
 
Spouse 2: It was alright. My boss was somewhat rude to me.
 
Spouse 1: Oh dear, how does that make you feel?
 
Did you see where they went wrong? The first mistake was the second spouse revealing information that affected their emotions, and the second mistake was the first spouse using the word “feel.” For a healthy, long-lasting marriage, you want to avoid these types of conversations.
 

2. Both of you should become consumed by your careers. This has multiple levels of benefits. One relates to the first tip. The more engulfed in your relative careers, the less you’ll interact, and the less risk of getting into dangerous conversations. You have more opportunity for casual conversations as opposed to dangerous ones. It also gives each of you someone to focus on. It’s easy to get lost in the work, and you will rarely need to even think about the state of your relationship with your spouse! And when you’re not thinking about it, there’s no chance of anything going wrong. It will also build a strong financial foundation. Fiscal quibbling is a common problem in early relationships. Focusing on careers will fix that! Additionally, the more money you have, the bigger house you can purchase, and the bigger house you have, the smaller the chance of you running into each other when you need some alone time.
 

3. Have a child. Children are like experiments, they help you find out what works and what does not. They are also a good exercise in avoiding conflict and will give you someone to yell at who isn’t your spouse. Most importantly, children provide motivation for staying in the marriage and with your partner. Your marriage will be more successful without requiring any extra interaction!
 

​4. Don’t have too many children. Think of it this way, each child requires one parent’s attention at a time. Having only one child means that only one of you needs to be present. Two children, especially if they’re close in age, are more difficult for one adult to manage. Three or more can be disastrous as they require far too much teamwork on the parent’s part. Your goal is a harmonious marriage, not fighting over how you raise the kids.
 

​5. And finally, there are days that put a strain on any relationship. In this case, it is best to share a crisp bottle of Bordeaux, or on more challenging days, perhaps a bottle of whiskey. Whatever your beverage of choice may be, sharing a drink with your spouse can be just the thing to rekindle old flames, or at least will help you to forget what it is you were arguing about. Never be too quick to judge what a long evening of sipping on a nice glass of bourbon can do. It’s a quick and easy fix to any problem! It will calm the nerves, and chances are, neither of you will remember the previous night by morning. A happy marriage is one built on a lot of empty bottles.
 
Follow these easy steps, and next thing you know, you’ll be sitting next to your wrinkled and graying spouse after a lifetime together, watching your grandchildren play in the lawn of your mansion. Isn’t that what life is all about?
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    -Jeffrey M Cordell

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