Barks with Bruiser: 8 Phrases Everyone Should Learn to Say in Chihuahua

1.  *yip yap yap*
Are those really Dior?

2.  *yip yip yip*
I think I broke a nail.

3.  *yip bark yap*
That mixer last night was totally rad.

4.  *bark bark*
That tangerine-mauve combination is absolutely heinous!

5.  *bark yap yap*
She totally deserved to win The Bachelor.

6.  *yap yip bark*
Does this dress make my butt look big?

7.  *yap yap*
She’s trapped at the Old Valley Mall!

8.  *yip*
Ohmigod! I totally heard that Warner is going to propose to Elle tonight and I’m so excited I could cry!

​(written by Robin Dickey)

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