by Warner Huntington III
When it comes to Spring Break, no expense should be spared. It’s a time for girls, beer, beaches, and did I mention girls? If you want to have a bitchin’ good time on your next spring break, then you better drop what you’re doing and read what I have to say because I am the Spring Break Master. Don’t worry, you’ll have time to thank me later.
5. Cancun, Mexico
Widely regarded as the Spring Break destination of choice by many, it is a little low class for my tastes, but I had to sneak in as a high schooler to get a feel for what goes on there before setting out on my college reign of Spring Break supremacy. I did enjoy the parties, and the music selection there is on point! There are many clubs available for different tastes, so naturally I stuck to the best and the greatest ones, which all hit my expectations. This place is consistently packed with arm candy so if that is your definition of a spring break, have a blast!
4. Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
If parties and nighttime ragers are what you desire, look no further than Cabo for your Spring Break destination! Stay at the ME by Melia Hotel in the Oceanfront King Suite if you want to experience the luxuries normally reserved for television stars. From there, I suggest renting out your own personal yacht and taking a bunch of your best buds deep sea diving or snorkeling, whatever you feel like, because, hey, you are the king of the beach. Once the party and the alcohol start flowing, the rest will be history - historically epic if you catch my drift. The only problem is remembering what went on the night before.
3. South Padre Island, TX
Want to be featured on MTV or E!? If that is what you are gunning for in life (heck, I’ve been featured on both channels more times than I can count), then travel on down to the southern tip of Texas for this epic party location. This place is hot, hot, hot, and I’m not just talking about the temperatures! The Coca-Cola Beach is well known for its constant sand volleyball contests and nightly Hawaiian Bikini contests. You can only imagine what it is like, and I can ensure you that it is even better than your wildest dreams.
2. South Beach Miami, FL
Do you want to find yourself chilling with celebrities day and night? Treat yourself to the best trip money can buy by checking into a penthouse suite at the Setai Hotel (my personal favorite - it is only given out to exclusive customers) and then hitting the beach. The alcohol is prevalent and flowing, so make sure you hit up all the VIP clubs if you want to mingle with the best of them. The only thing hotter than the temperatures here are the girls, and there are miles of them. Take your pick, or two, or three, and you won’t be disappointed! Even coming back here outside of spring break, you are still guaranteed to spot a celeb to schmooze with, maybe you’ll make partner just from your good looks alone!
1. Nassau, Bahamas
Ever dreamed of renting out an entire island for Spring Break? I wanted to really stake my claim as the Spring Fling King freshman year at UCLA, so I figured I’d drop a little pocket change and invite the entire UC panhellenic system to the Bahamas. All expenses paid by me of course. The result? One week of pure and utter amazement at Blue Lagoon Island. The white beaches were almost as amazing as the selection of alcohol that my parents bought for us, legally, of course! You should have seen how many shots one of the Delta Nu girls put away! If you want to be the go-to person for any and all party experiences, I suggest renting an island, it worked for me! By and far the greatest spring break I have ever had.
(written by Greg Konar)